Weird Bacon

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My  husband is fond of saying that “bacon makes it better.”  While I like bacon as much as the next girl, I must beg to differ.  There are just some places in the universe where bacon was never meant to go:

1. Bacon soap.

2. Bacon Lip Balm.

3.  Bacon Dress. (Yes, it’s real meat.)

4.  Bacon Jellybeans.

5.  Bacon Deodorant.

6.  Rainbow Bacon.

7. Bacon Toothpaste.

8. Bacon Band-Aids.

9.  Squeez Bacon.

10.  Diet Coke with Bacon.

Aww, why’d you have to go there, bacon?

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