Well, it was bound to happen. I’m only surprised that it took this long.
After five months of inexplicable good health, I finally caught the Kindergarten Krud.
In a room full of kids just learning the ins and outs of nose-blowing and hand-washing, germs abound. Today, for example, I caught one of my students using a Kleenex she had just sneezed in to “wash” her desk. Though I instantly cordoned off the area and hosed it down with hand sanitizer, it made me wonder how many other incidents of inadvertent plague-spreading escape my notice every day. Kindergarten is a place for hugs and hand-holding and sharing snacks and trading pencils. It’s also a place where germs meet, fall in love, and have millions of offspring–a roiling, boiling kettle of bacterial diversity.
Apparently, my very robust immune system has met its microscopic match. It started Tuesday with a tickle in my throat. By Wednesday, my nose was running and my voice was hoarse. And today, it feels like a tiny army of dwarves is mining the inside of my skull with picks and shovels and illegally dumping the debris in my lungs.
So tomorrow I’m taking a sick day.
It’s my first (and hopefully only) sick day this year. Unfortunately, it’s also the school’s annual Skate Party day, when all the students are loaded into cars and driven over to the local skating rink to spend the day skating circles around their less graceful teachers. I was really looking forward to breaking out my old backwards skating moves and revisiting the Hokey Pokey. Instead, I’m going to be hacking away in a sea of Kleenex, waiting for the ibuprofen to put the dwarves to sleep.
This is so not fair.
Fortunately, I have an amazing room mother coming in tomorrow morning to save the day. She’ll be herding kids in my place and making sure the class gets where it needs to go. So at least if I have to forgo glory under the disco lights, I know my class is taken care of and having fun.
I’ll just have to save my sweet limbo skillz for another time.