Official evidence that I am Getting Old:
I caught the last twenty minutes of the movie Reality Bites on T.V. yesterday. As Ethan Hawke wound up his existential angst-ridden performance as the quintessential soul-searching street philosopher (a role with which I was enraptured, as I recall, in the early nineties), all I could think was, “What a slacker.”
Please pass me my AARP membership card.