Daily Archives: October 5, 2005

Retribution

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Ugggh.

Help. Me.

I think the aliens have figured out that I was the one who blew the whistle on their plan for geopolitical global conquest. In retaliation, they have apparently infected me with some kind of interplanetary death flu.

Urrggghlggrrg.

It feels like my insides are trying to get outside. They’re not too picky about which exit they use, either. It appears to be a full-scale emergency evacuation.

Not sure when I’ll post again.

Or if.

Glurrrgggh.