I’m So Happy That I Can’t Stop Crying

I hate to cry in front of people.
Hate it.
Despite that, or maybe because of it, I sure seem to do it a lot.  I cry easily.
The more determined I am to appear cool, calm, or unaffected, the less successful I am. The more desperately I’m trying to hide the depth of my worry or heartache, [...]

AAAAAaaaAAAAAAA!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
*deep breath*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
…opened….cabinet…KING…..diet coke cans….falling….screaming….falling……
Never get into a war with Kathy.
She fights dirty.
*shudder*
Not cool.
*twitch*
*whimper*
Not cool at all.

War of the Cans

Well, well! Look what sprang up in Kathy’s classroom while she was away on a field trip to the pumpkin farm! If I had to guess, I’d say it’s similar in structure to ancient Mayan ruins. She may want to look and see if any of the science experiments germinating in her students’ desks have [...]

Monster Mash

The Monster Mash
Believe it or not, I’m Frankenstein.  A big thank you for this video to Kathy, who loves to disseminate unflattering pictures of me to the public at every opportunity.  It’s how she shows her love.