The Smell Worsens

Behold, my birthday present from the Beloved Geek: the Cricut!
As if you needed any further proof that I am, indeed, Completely Spoiled Rotten.

By a Nose

I’m not usually vain, but thanks to Amy, I’ve recently been thinking a lot about my nose.
I don’t know if you can tell in my profile picture, but I’m the bearer of an unusually long nose. I mostly notice it in photographs taken from in front and slightly above me, where the viewer can peer [...]

What Does It All Mean?

Last night I dreamed of Jay Leno.
I was in the middle of cleaning up a potty training fiasco when the doorbell rang. With a mop in one hand and a plastic bag in the other, I answered it. There he stood, in plaid pants and a leather jacket, sunglasses hanging from the pocket.
He came inside [...]

Quick Hello

Whoever called it summer “vacation” had a great sense of irony (and not the Alanis Morissette kind). Mothers everywhere sort of roll their eyes when they hear the phrase. Life zooms by at warp speeds in these three brief months, leaving white star trails of memories (and massive piles of fast food wrappers) [...]

What Happens in Vegas

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but what you eat in Vegas hermetically attaches itself to your thighs and belly and follows you around forever.
Yes, food played a major part in our girly Vegas week. I’ve already mentioned my passionate discovery of sushi, but that was only the first course in our comestible Bacchanalia. [...]